That knuckle-cracking action definitely broke the first-date chemistry for me, not to mention gave the cab driver a story for later. In the morning, when he got up to use the bathroom, I heard him gasp and walk back out.
They were both masturbating and I planned to let them finish on my boobs. Having sex with Harry Potter on in the background. Introducing the Fail Blog Store.
Oh shit we're going to have sex I think to myself. We've been together 8 years and we have made "HOT!